As Jen has pointed out, the solution for the next four years is to live in Gilmore Girls land. Hence, pack your pop culture references and:
America West 12:45 p.m. from LAX to Phoenix, 4:09 p.m. from Phoenix to Hartford, arriving in Hartford at 10:42 p.m.
$436 to leave Nov. 4th. All it takes is getting knocked up at 16, being terminally witty and opening an inn.